So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.
WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
les misor phantom of the opera
As long as you’re mine
I’ll wake up my body and make up for lost time
- Nick Carraway Trying to Deal With The West Egg’s Shit
- Tom is the Douchiest Douche That Ever Douched
- Art Deco
- The Original Title Isn’t Even Gatsby’s Real Name
- Parties and Some Manslaughter
A summer of third wheeling
My Name Isn’t Old Sport
This is my favorite p and r quote
- Phantom: SING FOR ME!!
- Christine: *nails high e*
- Me: *pterodactyl screech, coughs, faints*