tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

(via fake-mermaid)


megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

(via pizza)


chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

(via pizza)


laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

(via fake-mermaid)


babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

(Source: 420dongsquad, via fake-mermaid)


(Source: queefdollaz, via pizza)


illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

(via pizza)



(via whycantforeverstarttoday)


(Source: so-jarcour, via pizza)


iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

(via pizza)



(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals, via teamrierra)


Anonymous asked: can we fuck?

relahvant:



anonymous asked  les mis or phantom of the opera

(via teamrierra)



the-wicked-witch-elphaba:

As long as you’re mine

I’ll wake up my body and make up for lost time

(via teamrierra)


Alternate Titles for The Great Gatsby

notafraidofstopping876:

bumfuzz:

the-timelord-at-hogwarts:

  • Nick Carraway Trying to Deal With The West Egg’s Shit
  • Tom is the Douchiest Douche That Ever Douched 
  • Art Deco 
  • The Original Title Isn’t Even Gatsby’s Real Name
  • Parties and Some Manslaughter

A summer of third wheeling

My Name Isn’t Old Sport

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